#ark: the animated series

[kuviraissues]

give your heart and soul to charity

'cause the rest of you, the best of you

honey, belongs to me

[themollyjay]

Watch ARK: The Animated Series!!!!

So, I binged ARK: The Animated series today. It's a TV show, which is based on a video game and not only is it great but, I swear to God, whoever wrote this set out with the intention of pissing off the Gamerbro crowd as much as humanly possible.

Stuff that will make the Gamerbros cry and whine like little babies: 01). Main Character is a Aboriginal Australian Lesbian (Voiced by an Aboriginal Australian Actress no less). 02). Main Character's wife is a blue haired women who works as a translator for a humanitarian air organization (voiced by Elliot Page). 03). Main Character is a neurodivergent paleontologist. 04). Main Character's mother was a civil rights activist. 05). There's a plot line revolving around protesting the taking of Aboriginal lands. 06). Another major character is a Chinese Warrior Woman who is also a great big lesbian (voiced my Michelle Yeoh). 07). Main villain is a Roman General (Voiced by Gerard Butler) 08). Secondary Villain is an 19th century British Scientist (Voiced by David Tenant) 09). Tertiary Villain is a female Roman Gladiator. 10). Another major character is a Lakota man from the 19th century who was abducted from his tribe and sent to one of the Indian boarding schools. 11). The Main Character is better at science than the 19th Century British Scientist guy.

Great things about the show: 01). It's very gay. Like, so gay. 02). The characters are freaking awesome. 03). There are freaking dinosaurs. So many dinosaurs. 04). It makes you feel. Just, seriously, it makes you fucking feel.

Cons: 01). Content Warning: Self Unaliving in episode 1 02). This show is fucking violent. Like, I get that there's this whole 'battle for survival' thing going on, but we're talking kind of gratuitous 03). levels of violence. Seriously, half the animation budget was spent on red paint. That much violence. 04). The show is predictable AF. Like, I don't mind that, but don't expect any real surprises or plot twists.

In conclusion: Watch the fuck out of this show, because cons aside, it was freaking amazing. It's not like, Arcane levels of perfection, but if you want a fun, gay, show to watch, this is a great choice. There is also a part too already filmed and in the can which will drop later this year, so we're definitely getting more, and even the preview for Part II has gay in it.

[wusnus]

part II prediction

[persnickety-doodles]

Ski Korra???????

[swan2swan]

ACTUAL WIVES

[neopuff]

helena/mei-yin // wonderland

[downthetubes]

Ark: The Animated Series debuts in North America on Paramount+, ahead of international release

Paramount+ has released the first six episodes of “Ark: The Animated Series”, an all-new original series based on the hit adventure video game “ARK: Survival Evolved”

Paramount+ has released the first six episodes of Ark: The Animated Series, an all-new original series co-written by comics writer Marguerite Bennett (Bombshells, Josie and the Pussycats, InSeXts, Animosity) and Kendall Deacon Davis, an animation and gaming luminary who honed his craft on Microsoft’s Halo 4, and the BAFTA-nominated Wolf Among Us. Based on the hit adventure video game ARK:…

[kyleesi]

I am urging anyone reading this who hasn't seen it yet to please, for the love of god, watch ARK: The Animated Series. It doesn't matter whether you've played the game or not.

I had no idea it had released until today but I binged the 6 episodes that are out rn and imo it's fantastic.

[tyrannoninja]

Helena Walker from Ark

This is my interpretation of Helena Walker, the protagonist of the Ark animated series on Paramount+. Since the character is from Australia, I thought her darker complexion suggested Aboriginal ancestry, so that's how I chose to portray her, even giving her some face paint to further highlight that heritage. Plus, you have to admit tribal face paint suits the franchise's wilderness survival theme very well.

[jonahs-arks]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[dantedemondino]

I’m going fucking feral.

[kuviraissues]

also this annoying lesbian

[hailsfromthevoid]

helena walker and mei yin li my new beloveds

what's their ship name

[wusnus]

Ark survival evolved yuri has changed my life/ Anticipate ARK : tas fanart soon

[g4zdtechtv]

Cinematech's Trailer Park - ARK: The Animated Series

Starring and Executive Produced by Crowe, Butler and Diesel!

[swan2swan]

Wait wait wait there's ACTUAL ARK character lore?

What???